Question: How much wood could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood?

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  1. A wood chuck would chuck the wood that a woodchuck COULD chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood!

    The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck (or groundhog).

    Some say it depends on three factors:
    The woodchuck’s desire to chuck said wood.
    The woodchuck’s need to chuck the aforementioned wood.
    The woodchuck’s ability to chuck the wood when it is a woodchuck

    If you take chucking to mean eating, then the answer is 361.9237001 cubic centimetres of wood per day.


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  2. As I have recently pointed out in another question this morning, I believe that answer to your question is 7.

    No evidence is required. Its the only question I’ve been asked so far that doesn’t require evidence.

    But I have a question for you.

    Three Swedish switched witches watch three Swiss Swatch watches switches. Which Swedish switched witch watch which Swiss Swatch watch witch?